urises-a got off a good one:
hey richie, did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? he wanted to make a long distance caw.
❛ i . . . have you been peeking in my joke book, uris ? ❜
❛ i . . . have you been peeking in my joke book, uris ? ❜
❛ i understand the confusion, but i’m incredibly better looking than him, & i have more game with the ladies. plus i could beat him in street fighter any day. name’s RICHIE. ❜
❛ NO DEAL. i can go elsewhere for kisses, kimmie. ❜
❛ what the fuck kinda idea is that ? ❜
a bow, glasses almost slipping off his face. ❛ it’s my duty as a gentleman & a scholar to entertain the masses. only doing what i was born to do !! ❜
❛ i know mike put you up to this because he’s jealous that i’m better looking, but come on, nance ! you really gonna pick him over me ? ❜
❛ is floating suddenly the in-thing that all you VIRGINS are doing ? is that why i’m not doing it ? ❜
❛ i can’t read suddenly, i don’t know. ❜
ink, she/her 24, aest. talk to me about greek mythos or oscar wilde & i am yours. also, i cry about river phoenix & chris chambers a lot.
this is a highly selective & private blog, meaning i interact with mutuals only. this is because this blog is low-priority, & i only want to rp with people i know want to rp with me. however i am not obligated to follow everyone back, & reason for me not doing so are usually : not cutting posts/rp'ing through reblogged asks/no knowledge of your character’s fandom. but never be shy to hit me up or like a starter call or send in a meme or reply to an open if we’re mutuals !
this adaptation is book based, with possible 2017 film influences.
my own triggers are self harm and i have it blacklisted. i am okay with it in the written form, but i get triggered very easily with it in the photographic form. i will always tag triggers such as blood, gore, racism, slur etc as ‘____ tw’. if you have a specific trigger, let me know so i can tag it accordingly.
uh, i won’t be using specific voices of richie’s, specifically the … racist ones …, & that’s all i have to say about it.
i portray richie as biromantic bisexual, & vaguely-but-not-really-closeted ( as an adult, anyway ). i’m kinda into reddie, both as a ship & a brotp, i will admit that. adult richie isn’t open about his sexuality ( especially an adult verse set in the book timeframe - the ‘80s ) but he won’t turn down advances from a male if it happens & he finds them attractive. he just won’t make the first move.
whilst there will most likely be zero smut, in the off chance that i do write it, it will not involve minors – be they the muse or the mun. smutting with minors is illegal.
i will be practicing having mains & exclusives for this blog, just so i can understand warren on a deeper level, without getting confused with multiple iterations of a character. my current list of mains & exclusives can be found here ! if you want to go mutually exclusive with me, let me know & we can talk about it! also, if you’re a main of mine, that does not mean i have to be your main — that’s a me only thing. sometimes the same will happen with exclusives too, where i decide to write only with someone’s version of a character. if this happens, i do not expect it to be reciprocated ! that’s just my choice to further my character :)
i am slow!! please understand this ! i have multiple blogs, a job, & am currently studying a masters at university. a lot of the time even if i am online, my muse doesn’t want to co-operate. please do not push me for replies ; please also note that it may take a long time for me to respond to threads or memes.
send memes absolutely whenever !! they can be super old, maybe you’ve already sent 100 ; just send them ! sometimes, however, i often lose muse for a meme & may not respond to it - this doesn’t mean i’m ignoring you ! just send another meme ; send all the memes !! also, feel free to respond to any of the memes ; all i ask is that you start the response in a new post !
don’t hesitate to message me if you have a plot of any kind! especially aus - i’m always down for aus.
i have no affiliation to finn wolfhard, stephen king, new line cinema, or anyone or anything else involved. all graphics ( icons, theme bg, aesthetic picspams, etc ) are mine unless otherwise stated. please do not steal any headcanons ! my icon border is from fossaed !
KID VERSE
12-13
IMMEDIATELY PRE, DURING, AND IMMEDIATELY POST NOVEL
follows the canon events of the novel
TEEN VERSE
16-18
OLDER TEEN YEARS
richie moved away from derry a few years ago and immediately forgot the place even existed. for all intents and purposes he's now a normal teenager - albeit a hyperactive, obnoxious one. at least his voices have got a little better.
ADULT VERSE
35+
A FEW YEARS PRE, AND DURING, RICHIE'S RETURN
follows the canon events leading up to and encompassing richie's return to derry after twenty-seven years
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