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the toziers, local legends, part two

stanleyuriis:

-Richie has all of the high school kids on snapchat and they watch his story all the time.

-Whenever Richie and Eddie go out and they want to eat cheap, they go to a place with a high schooler based staff because they know they can get good discounts and free things.

-Before the big dances, like homecoming and prom, Richie and Eddie have their favorite seniors come over and they decorate their backyard and make dinner for the kids. They make spaghetti and meatballs and Eddie makes sure that no one gets red sauce on their clothes. Every single year they talk about their prom.

-Eddie always gets the nicest limos for them and gets his best drivers to chauffeur

-Richie always lines up the time that the high school kids are driving home from school with the most poppin music.

-Whenever someone throws a party, they get Richie to DJ and Eddie to line up rides for the drunk people.

-Richie is literally a fashion icon. He will wear a red suit to dinner somewhere then the next thing you know, all the boys are wearing red suit jackets or satin pants.

-Whenever Richie and Eddie are having a bad day, they go to Chuck E Cheese. They literally go straight from work to Chuck E Cheese so it is two grown ass men running around in full suit and tie at a children’s arcade.

-One time Richie almost got into a fight with a six year old because he kept getting beat at air hockey.

-Richie wins Eddie one of those really big tigers and they eat the really gross cheese pizza there. Again, two grown ass men and a stuffed tiger sitting in a booth and eating cheese pizza in full suits.

-Whenever they go out, some high schooler working there will take a picture with them and post it on their story and get messages like, “YESSS TOZIERS!!” or “JEALOUS!!”

-Their house is always open for anyone having troubles at home.

-Some days, Richie and Eddie literally won’t leave bed and they’ll order a pizza and they’ll make sure one of the high school kids delivers it and the kid will literally bring it upstairs to their bedroom.

-Employees fight over who gets to serve the Toziers because they tip HUGE